Collected in the following pages are some sayings, anecdotes, urban, rural, and religious folktales, and one-liners. They appear here in no particular order, so just pick something...click...and enjoy!

Bible Wealth ...A primer on how not to use your Bible

Bumper Snickers...American philosophy with car attached

Chicken Gun... How our tax money is really spent

Crisis Thoughts...Uptight? Think these thoughts!

Dogputers...Why don't dogs use computers?

Etch-A-Sketch...solution to all your PC problems

Eurospeak...first comes the euro-dollar, can this be far behind?

Evolution... of Math Teaching

Gates, Billy...The richest man was once the smartest boy

In Education if...You'll laugh just to keep from crying

I Wonder...but not too hard

Kid Quotes...Art Linkletter was right

Low Tech... True(?) stories of a techno-repairman

Math Sociology... if this algebra is correct, I should be filthy rich!

Men Are Like Computers...but so are women

Mike Tyson... Some "ear"ie thoughts

More hints... to make your life more life-like

More thoughts...care of those wacky McDaniels and other slightly off center contributors

New Age Sayings...of the Computer New Age

New Element...you'll understand your boss better now

Old Testament 2000..the way scripture was if it was written today

Reincarnation...this is how much you'll have changed after visiting this web site

Remember First Grade?...When you could still do some serious thinking!

Wanted!...great job opportunity, respond immediately

Where Specs Come From?... This might not be true, but it'll do 'til the truth comes along

Words to Live By...probably not, but fun for the whole family anyhoo!

Workplace Fun...wacky stuff to do on the job

Worst Analogies...they're as bad as, like, ya know?

Wright Stuff...one-liners from the modern king of one-liners

Y2K-Previsited...just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

Adam Gets a Mate...you get what you pay for, regardless

Bosnia Needs Vowels!...and we've got the Prez who can move'em!

Bubba's Valentine...rednecks in love make for an interesting holiday

Computer Viruses...you might already have these

Elevator Fun...from the folks that gave you Workplace Fun (see above)

Florida Writes...get them 10 graders to express themselves

Frog Needs Cash...it's all about collateral

Government Workers...and other oxymorons

Jokes That Made Leland Laugh... Hubbell-view of humor

Last Movement...Beethoven is really rolling over now

Polly With Problems...Parrot's that cuss, cause a fuss

The Difference...Men like a Mars bar, women like some Peanuts

Writin' Rules...more rules from the folks that invented the exception

Blondes...I'm a blonde so this is PC!

Cartoon Laws...How do those Toons do that?

Chicken Crossing...Answers to the oft asked question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Engineers...These boys just don't think like the rest of us!

Will Rogers...The king of the rural one-liner

Southern Exposure...Talkin', Livin', Countin', and Celebratin' freedom from the use of the final "g".

Phil's Phunnies...sonny-boy provides these guffaws

Take Our Age Test...find out your age relative to that of dirt!

Student Excuses... must be politically correct

10 Simple Rules for Dating my Daughter... that pretty much sums it up.

Ten Dollars is Ten Dollars... Stumpy takes a plane ride.

Clean Jokes - for Clean Minds

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graphic courtesy of David Padfield