Bible Wealth?

One time there were two friends in college and after a year one dropped out and the two lost touch with each other. A couple of years later the dropout returned to visit his friend. He pulls up in a brand new Rolls Royce wearing a $1000. suit. His friend then pulls up in his Volkswagon. The college friend asked, "how did you accomplish this"? The rich friend told his tale:

"I was tired of college and knew I would never make it, so I went to the Bible for answers. I opened to a page and put my finger down, it landed on the word, well. The next day a man came to me and ask if I would like to invest in an oil well. I said yes and the well came in big making me a lot of money. I then went back to the Bible, opened it and put my finger on the page. It landed on the word gold. The next day a man came and asked me to invest in a gold mine. I did and struck it rich again.

The college friend was so impressed that he rushed to his room, pulled out his Bible, opened it and put his finger down on the page. His finger landed on Chapter 11.

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