A Few "Ear"-ie Thoughts...

Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?"

 

Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled

 

What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"

 

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory

 

Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest in Budapest."

 

How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?

Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.

 

Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III

Dahmer vs. Psalmer

The Last Supper

Ear-Reconcilable Differences

Grazing Bull

You Wanna Piece of Me?

Blood Sweat and Ears

No Lobe Lost

Bite of the Century

 

When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remark was that "it tasted just like chicken."


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