Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?"
Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled
What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory
Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest in Budapest."
How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?
Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III
Dahmer vs. Psalmer
The Last Supper
Ear-Reconcilable Differences
Grazing Bull
You Wanna Piece of Me?
Blood Sweat and Ears
No Lobe Lost
Bite of the Century
When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remark was that "it tasted just like chicken."
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